It looks like OBL bodyguard and henchman, Nasser al Bahri has just penned a titillating tell all on the boss. He's reformed now, you see and just wanted to cash in on the deal, be on the Oprah show, get a few things off his chest.
Nasser, you got signal in there yet?
Osama Bin Laden requested a satellite TV dish be installed in his Afghanistan hideaway so he could watch the September 11, 2001 terror attacks as they happened, according to his former bodyguard.
But the Al Qaeda leader was unable to get a signal in the mountainous terrain surrounding his base in Kandahar so couldn't watch the two hijacked planes hit the World Trade Center in New York, claimed Nasser Al Bahri. The 37-year-old said: 'He asked for satellite TV to be able to follow the bombing.'
Wait for it - there's more:
According to the book, the world's most wanted man is an extremely useful presence on the volleyball court. "He's so tall that he doesn't need to jump up to do a smash," Britain's 'The Sunday Times quoted author Nasser al-Bahri, one of the al-Qaida leader's former bodyguards, as saying.
Ewwww...bet it's ripe!
"...bin Laden likes playing football, preferably at centre forward, but he never takes off his turban."
Wimmen trouble on the cavefront:
"...the book claims that bin Laden's domestic life is no bed of roses. "Though the al-Qaida was careful to avoid conflict with his four wives -- each trained in the use of a Kalashnikov -- he's powerless to stop the first, a "seductive" but uneducated Syrian from being fiercely jealous of the second, an older, more erudite Saudi woman whom he would often consult on issues of "Islamic science", it says."
Now you know...
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